First Name: tom
Photo Caption: "Let me see if I understand this, If I through with this, I don't get seventy two virgins, but get this fine burial plot and peacock man standing next to me."

First Name: Shane
Photo Caption: My guards, I know they look ridiculous, it's just that they're really big fans!
(drum hit)

First Name: compos
Photo Caption: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton pays homage to the emo peacock god after which she pauses to consider whether or not praying for a plague of locust to infest her husband’s nethers was the wisest choice.

First Name: Shane
Photo Caption: "Please, Secretary Clinton, I keep telling you, you don't have to do this.  Human sacrifice is not part of our culture, that's just the buffet."

First Name: Larry
Photo Caption: I!! should have been President!! Instead i get a job praying at a marble box with some guys wearing brooms on their heads!!

First Name: pajama
Photo Caption: Hillary prayed for one of those cool fan-shaped headdresses like the men had, but was told by her escort that they don’t go with pantsuits

First Name: Dax
Photo Caption: Only if they had universial health care! Why? Why? 

First Name: Patrick
Photo Caption: Is this where we're burying the healthcare bill?

First Name: Derald
Photo Caption: Hillary Clinton during memorial services for "Hillary Care" and offering a prayer for its resurrection.

First Name: Jayson
Photo Caption: Am I too late for the Michael Jackson funeral?

First Name: Michael
Photo Caption: Y--M--C--A !!!

First Name: Matthew
Photo Caption: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton kicked off her 2012 Presidential campaign with a ceremony held at the tomb of her 2008 campaign.

First Name: Bill
Photo Caption: Hillary Clinton, former First Lady and candidate for President of the United States, pays her last respects to her political career.

First Name: Jason
Photo Caption: Hillary Clinton ends her solemn journey by paying respects at the tomb of her 15 minutes of relevance.